So a little thing called Wrestlemania took place this past Sunday (April 7, 2013) and while the action wasn’t great all night, the fans were (sans the Triple H / Brock Lesner match)
Wrestlemania 29 had two legit classic matches take place. CM Punk/Undertaker & Triple H/Brock Lesner were Incredible… unfortunately they were back to back and the crowd was so tired out emotionally from the Punk/Taker match that they kind of just went through the motions for Trips & Lesner…
Speaking of the crowd, they were absolutely on fire almost all night (minus the already mentioned unfortunate down time). They made average matches bearable (I’m looking at you Jericho & Fandango). The crowd was very reminiscent of last years Miami crowd who between Wrestlemania 28 & the following nights Monday Night Raw pretty much made Daniel Bryan a overnight star.
The WWE dropped the ball during their biggest Pay Per View of the year (or so we thought… or maybe they did) but that’s because apparently they wanted to give us all the good stuff for free.
Examples of dropping the ball: Randy Orton not turning heel. He’s boring as shit as a face and it was a perfect time to change him, and then nothing happened.
Dolph Ziggler not chashing in his Money In The Bank contract… again. Not a bigger stage to do it then Wrestlemania, but again, nada.
Ryback losing… Again… for the six straight Pay Per Views… smh
Now for unexpectedly awesome…
Holy crap did Raw deliver! and I honestly didn’t see it coming.
Again very reminiscent of last years Miami crowd, the NY/NJ crowd tried to not only out do last years crowd, but I think they were trying to out do the show itself.
The crowd was bananas!!! (no holla back girl) They chanted anything and everything they could think of… from chanting the wrestlers names, to chanting for the announcers to even chanting for ppl who weren’t apart of the show. it was nuts. They broke out into song and dance while singing Fandango’s entrance theme and even chanted “We Are Awesome” because they were so amused with themselves. they literally made the action in the ring secondary with only a few exceptions…
Ziggler finally cashed in his MITB and Won!!!
The fans lost their shit when Ziggler’s music hit and made what would have been a great moment even greater. After calling his name throughout the Swagger/Del Rio match on Sunday with no pay off, there were only pockets of chants for him on Monday which made it that much sweeter when he actually showed up to cash in.
What made the moment for me though watching at home, was what seemed like the genuine joy and pride beaming from both AJ Lee & Big E Langston as they celebrated Ziggler’s big moment with him in the ring.
Ziggler might be this years Daniel Bryan due to the fan reaction the past two nights.
And in what my opinion may be the biggest surprise of the night… Cena vs Mark Henry having a crappy match with a shitty ending was completely saved when Ryback came out, beat the crap out of Henry, then helped up Cena only to beat the crap out of him… it was great!!!
I don’t give a fuck that it’s basically exactly what the WWE did last year with Brock Lesner beating the crap out of Cena on the night after Wrestlemania. It works because nobody likes Cena’s character. He’s a overly dorky douche bag who always has shit go his way and it makes it all the more wonderful when he gets pounded (no homo)… Of course I stated specifically Cena’s character, because for intents and purposes, he seems like a really great guy in real life… which kind of makes me hate him that much more… ughhh!!! lol
Now i’m ready to endure 10 months of shitty programming from the WWE because we all know they just dick us around all year until they blow their wad again on Wrestlemania weekend… oh well
I leave you with this
Feed Him More!!!
Kim Kardashian, Woo Woo Woo, You Know It!!!
I just want to be like
I’m about to alienate any woman who might know me now and in the future with one incredibly vulgar sentence about the way this woman is dressed…
This bitch is looking to get fucked, am I right?
There’s no way any grown person with a fucking brain can tell me that this bitch isn’t scouring the beach looking for random dick…
Her name is Amy Markham and she’s some model or some shit… whatever the fuck she is, she’s looking for dick and negative attention (it’s only negative when they find you ugly)
Now I’m a modern man, I think a woman should be allowed to wear whatever she want’s without being hassled by a bunch of overly horny under sexed dudes & dykes, but it should be within reason!!! It get’s to the point where you’re looking for drama and you’re gonna get it walking around dressed like that… don’t give me that bullshit, women shouldn’t have to worry about what they wear, men should control themselves blah blah fucking blah.
As a man that can control his dick and his primal instinct, I still look at her and think she want’s the D. Now imagine all the bat shit crazy guys who can’t control themselves. And women don’t think you’re better then us, because lesbian assholes are ten times worse then male assholes just minus the dick (or rape stick).
Common fucking sense says you don’t wear/buy a ridiculously small bikini that can’t fully cover your tits, ass & vagina (plus it has holes in it). She bought it and wore it on purpose. Pretty sure she’ll have the nerve to get mad at people staring at her cans too, like they’re the ones who have the problem *rolls eyes*
If men were to go outside wearing shorts that barely covered our package with some tip showing we would be thrown in jail or get nothing but nasty looks, and if some other dude beat us or took our butt virginity, zero fucks would be given and people would say we had it coming. So have common sense and cover up your no no spots for fucks sake!
But in the meantime ;-)
THE FACEBOOK PHONE IS HERE OMG!!! (Said no one, ever)
Facebook announced their new “Home Experience” for Android just a couple of hours ago and it was awesomely boring! Basically anybody who owns a Android device and isn’t a tard already knows about launcher replacement apps, which essentially change the way you can use or interact with your homescreen… and that’s what Facebook has built… a home launcher replacement app… but not just a regular launcher, one that should be overly battery hungry and in your face about the info from your facebook newsfeed… fuck yeah!!!, right?
Facebook stopped being cool about a year ago (maybe longer, basically when everybody’s mother all of a sudden had a profile) and I pretty much still go on it out of habit and the people who use it frequently don’t have real friends. So having a “app” that will take all my friends status’ and pic’s and shove it down my throat and make me read it seems like something I & a crap load of other people wouldn’t give a shit about… Maybe if it was 2009 still.
BTW, they announced a crappy under spec’d phone to go with it. In stylish colors of course…
I know nobody cares about these but I like them and now I’m gonna fill it out :-)
1: A song you like with a color in the title - Blue Magic (Jay-Z)
2: A song you like with a number in the title - 93 Til Infinity (Souls of Mischeif)
3: A song that reminds you of summertime - Summertime (Beyonce)
4: A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about - Differences (Ginuwine)
5: A song that needs to be played LOUD - Dipset Anthem (The Diplomats)
6: A song that makes you want to dance - You Make Me Feel (Cobra Starship)
7: A song to drive to - Ryder Music (50 Cent)
8: A song about drugs or alcohol - I Feel Like Dying (Lil’ Wayne)
9: A song that makes you happy - Lady (Modjo)
10: A song that makes you sad - Just Leave Your Love (Christion)/ In The End (Linkin Park)
11: A song that you never get tired of - Spring Love (Stevie B.)
12: A song from your preteen years - Scenario (A Tribe Called Quest)
13: One of your favorite 80’s songs - Microphone Fiend (Erik B & Rakim)
14: A song that you would love played at your wedding - Cheers 2 U (Playa)
15: A song that is a cover by another artist - I’m going Down (Mary J Blige)
16: One of your favorite classical songs - ???
17: A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke - Dream Girl, Dream Boy (Cynthia)
18: A song from the year that you were born - Don’t Stop Til You Get Enough (Michael Jackson)
19: A song that makes you think about life - Why We Die (Busta Rhymes)
20: A song that has many meanings to you - Politics as Usual (Jay-Z)
21: A favorite song with a person’s name in the title - Maria (T.K.A.)
22: A song that moves you forward - Star Inside (Joe Budden)
23: A song that you think everybody should listen to - Dead President’s (Jay-Z)
24: A song by a band you wish were still together - Only You (112)
25: A song by an artist no longer living - One More Chance (The Notorious B.I.G.)
26: A song that makes you want to fall in love - Anything (Jaheim)
27: A song that breaks your heart - All That I Got Is You (Ghostface Killah)
28: A song by an artist with a voice that you love - Until The End Of Time (2Pac)
29: A song that you remember from your childhood - The Show (Dougie Fresh & Slick Rick)
30: A song that reminds you of yourself - Just To Be Different (Joe Budden)
Got me listening to all my old shit on Google Music right now!!!
In my best Slim Shady Voice… “Fuck Yeah!!!”
Every pervs fantasy come true if this was ever to happen (and look that perfect)… I’m pretty sure this would set sales records and blow up the internet. B t dubbs, she can work my wand anytime she wants grrrr
Say what you want about wrestling and the people who watch it, it’s all subjective anyway… but one thing I think almost everybody could agree on, is that the WWE went too far last night in order to put over a Wrestlemania match between CM Punk & The Undertaker that didn’t need the extra hype and negativity around it.
The WWE is known for pushing boundaries, or at least they use to be back in the late 90’s during the “Attitude Era” when they were stealing all their idea’s from the smaller yet far superior ECW… any how, last night, they sort of pushed too far and went over board, and this is the same company that had a story line revolving around a dead former girlfriend and somebody humping her corpse (wtf?), but at least she was fictional.
Three weeks ago one of their former employee’s and one of the greatest managers of all time William Moody aka Paul Bearer passed away due to medical complications. The night after his death the WWE held a memorial night on Raw in his memory. His former protegee The Undertaker was paying respects to him in the ring and was interrupted by his Wrestlemaina 29 opponent CM Punk… that was fine, they said they talked to Mr. Moody’s family before hand and that they gave them their blessing believing he would’ve wanted to play a part in the build up to the match since he was so heavy in the business.
Then there was last night… let me preface this by saying, I’m extremely easy going and think almost anything is funny even when some people find it in bad taste. I think most people take themselves too fucking serious and that’s why they get offended so easily… but last night I found the actions of the WWE distasteful.
The Undertaker is in the ring. He’s talking about CM Punk making their feud personal. He’s interrupted by eerie druids chanting “music” (reminiscent of one of his old Wrestlemania entrances and one of the last times Paul Bearer accompanied him as his manager) then we hear the familiar “oh yes” in Paul Bearer’s voice and out walks Paul Heyman (the man behind the aforementioned ECW) dressed like Paul Bearer.
It was a serious “WTF” moment. As in “what the fuck were they thinking?!”. The Undertaker walks up the ramp and make’s his way toward Heyman. He knew something was fishy so he attacks the druids, but he picks the wrong one and get’s blind sided by Punk. Punk starts beating him with the Urn that always was carried by Bearer. In the second “WTF” moment, Punk empties the contents of the urn onto the Undertaker (making sure that you get the idea that the urn contained Paul Bearer’s ashes)… then he started rubbing the ashes on himself.
Again I think a lot of shit isn’t off limit’s when it comes to entertainment, but there’s no fucking way I could see Moody’s family (or any family) giving the ok to something like this. Way too soon for a stunt like this…
Sure enough this is what his son Michael Moody wrote on Facebook according to wrestlinginc.com
“If anyone is wondering, yes WWE did come to us wanting approval for tonight’s storyline. The way it was presented to us was ok. Seeing it on screen was a different story. I don’t even know what to say.”
Michael’s brother Daniel also commented saying:
The match up didn’t need this, it was intriguing on it’s own. CM Punk coming off of a legendary WWE tilte reign of 434 days and The Undertaker’s undefeated streak at Wrestlemania of 20-0 was a good enough sell… They really didn’t need this BS, but they definitely got folks talking. If that was their end game, then job well done… I for one am no longer interested in this match.
Link to judge for yourself:
It took 68 years, but the Nuclear fallout from WW2 has officially made Japanese teenagers into badass Anime characters
Now, I’m not a sneakerhead in the slightest, but if I can’t get a pair of these when they release I might have to cut me some fools!
I don’t know who is designing these sneakers, but they are on a role. Not one “WTF were they thinking” pair has been released… yet!
Nike BarkleyPosite Max : Metallic Silver Galaxy : $235 : Release Date N/A
Google Keep (Super Quick Review)
Last week Google made it’s very own note taking app available in the Google Play Store. Aesthetically It’s really nice to looks at, the UI is absolutely gorgeous. The homescreen widget is also one of the nicest widgets I’ve seen for Android. It’s also really easy to use.
All that gushing, and I just can’t recommend it.
I have two reasons as to why, though there are more, but none that I find reasons not to use Keep.
1. You cannot share list. This is a nig deal to me since just about every other note taking app does this, and it makes sense to have it. You or your spouse make a grocery list, then share it to the other, and both of you can add or remove thing’s from the list as you see fit. Really comes in handy, but Google didn’t think so.
2. You cannot save images from your notes to your phone. o_O why? How many times do people make a image note and then want to save it to their phone later in order to do other thing’s with? Well, the answer is, quite a bit more often than you would think. Can’t really understand why it’s not a feature here.
So unfortunately I will continue to use Catch Notes which is really badass and feature rich. A lot of people love Evernote, but to me I don’t find it as good as Catch. Of course there are other alternative’s in the Play Store, but all are in the “eh” to “bad” range.